Childrens Hospital

Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.

The staff is sympathetic about Lolas fake brain tumor. Glenn is arrested for trying to give an infant breast implants. Briggs recalls Owens last day as a cop. Blakes healing powers of laughter are lacking. Cat falls in love again. Still no bin Laden.

Blake recalls childhood traumas that made him who he is. A competing clown doctor arrives to threaten Blakes position. A visiting doctor experiences the hospital in a whole new way in this very special episode introduced by executive producer David Wain.

Cat's new love affair blossoms, provoking jealousy in Glenn. A visiting neurosurgeon, Dr. Max Von Sydow, offers to cure the Chief of her myriad ailments. Cat deflowers her now boyfriend while Blake challenges Schachter to a laughter-off.

Jealous Glenn gives Cats new boyfriend an unscheduled operation. Osama bin Laden is captured! Blake operates on Lolas non-existent brain tumor while the Chief undergoes major surgery. Will they make it? Probably not. But maybe. OK, one of them dies.

The hospital gets a new administrator, Sy Mittleman, who everyone but the Chief despises. Cat struggles with the loss of Lola, her pregnancy, and her feelings for Nicky. Glenn accidentally discovers the cure for cancer.

Lola is back, but everyone thinks she is a ghost. Cat goes into labor just as Nicky slips away. Dr. Valerie Flame joins the staff.

Owen wants to have sex with Lola, but he thinks she is a ghost so he asks Dr. Flame to stop his heart to send him to the spirit world to find her. The hospital takes in overflow patients dressed in sexy costumes on Halloween while Chet shows Chief his sexy costume.

Blake's brother shows up at the hospital, and he needs something. Owen thinks something is suspicious about Rideworld.

The hospital accepts an emergency case of two adult men impaled by a pole, but they soon realize they cannot save both and must choose who lives and who dies. In addition, two Trekkies get involved as well as insult comic Jeffrey Ross.

An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

Owen organizes a team to save a boy with a knife sticking out of his chest; Glenn is warned to stop trying to cure cancer; a patient with telepathy is asked to help out with hospital business.

A power outage during a heat wave wreaks havoc at the hospital, causing staff members to lose their inhibitions. Big Pharma increases the pressure on Glenn to forget about his cancer cure.

Budget problems force a dilemma for Sy, get rid of the coffeemaker which made him popular, or fire a doctor? Glenn faces a battle for Valerie's affection with Rabbi McJewJew.

"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.

In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions.

In the season premiere, when a kid trapped in quicksand comes into the ER on a Saturday, it's up to Sy to wrangle the team back together because doctors don't work on weekends.

Det. Briggs risks his live by going undercover at the hospital; in the children's psych ward; Blake deals with an ex.

Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.

Space is getting scarce in the communal apartment and someone needs to move out. Sy deals with his own undesirable living condition.

The hospital gets a new staff member when a pediatric plastic surgeon is hired; Dr. Von Sydow deals with a problem in the maternity ward; Glenn and Owen begin a snack hunt.

In a period piece set in the 1970s, Glenn comes home from Vietnam to join the staff while Lola fights against discrimination.

The staff butt into Cat's life by searching for her father; a heart is needed for a patient and the hospital waits for a death row inmate to donate his.

After the untimely death of beloved Dr. Brock Striker (guest star ROB RIGGLE), Sy orders the staff to undergo counseling before they can practice medicine again.

Childrens Hospital presents a very special episode that will take you back to simpler times, when ladies wore dresses, men wore top hats and clowns knew their place.

Owen has been keeping his marriage a secret, but the cat may be out of the bag when his wife and child need medical treatment.

The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.

We learn what it is like to be a paramedic during a regular day as we follow Chet around.

An adult Glenn finally gets his bar mitzvah while Owen undergoes delicate surgery.

An episode of "Newsreaders" catches us up on the cast of Childrens Hospital.

The irreverent, satirical comedy CHILDRENS HOSPITAL returns for another season. In the season premiere, an airborne amnesia virus spreads panic. It also spreads memory loss.

Owen is stunned when pop superstar Madonna (played by a Madonna impersonator named MADONNA) pays a visit.

Chief tells the story of how she came to be crippled and annoying. The doctors are not interested.

The doctors don't have a care (or patient) in the world. Dr. Lola Spratt wears a black bikini.

We see the actors true behavior when they think the camera is off.

Owen's former partner helps him solve a mystery surrounding recent bizarre childrens' behavior.

In this epic adventure, a family struggles in an American landscape of empty cities, militias and freedom fighters, where every piece of technology has blacked out forever.

The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.

Sy is a former super spy and his old partner wants him dead. There's a cool fight scene at the end.

We follow the staff of Childrens Hospital over a 12 month period.

The true story behind the voice of the Public Address system is discovered.

Lola uses her law degree to defend Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.

Sy succumbs to pressure and allows a wounded Mafia kingpin to be admitted. Detective Briggs changes vocations. Chief has a day off.

An episode of Newsreaders takes a look at the death of a cast member.

Sy finds an alternate site for the staff while a termite infestation is removed from the hospital. Blake makes a surprising return.

Nurse Dori takes her son into Osaka where he witnesses a murder and becomes a target of the killers. Luckily, Detective Briggs is in Japan on an exchange program.

Glenn's attempt to put on a show for the troops is curtailed by a plane crash. Owen volunteers to play the trumpet because he think he is in a time loop with infinite time to learn how to play.

Cat's wedding is interrupted by a murder, and Owen must solve the mystery.

Owen reminisces about his imaginary friends to the amusement of the staff. Cat suddenly yearns for motherhood.

Lola is selected to go on a special mission and she must decide whether to leave her friends behind.

Sy has an idea for old fashioned day at the base but things get out of hand when a boy gets sick.

Owen changes his hair style which upsets everyone and leads to retaliation to teach him a lesson. Glenn confesses the secret to his surgical skills.

A visit from a hospital critic coincides with Sy putting on a wine tasting event and Owen agreeing to cover for Glenn that leads to trouble for all.

When Blake is kidnapped, no one will help except Owen, who interrupts his television show to help his fellow doctor.

Blake reveals multiple stories of drama at the army base, including Glenn and Cat's unrequited love for each other, and Derrick Childrens desire to regain control of Childrens Hospital from Sy.

Director David Wain's personal documentary about his lifelong friendship/rivalry with Childrens Hospital cast member Just Falcon.

Blake tries to find something that will make Glenn feel something. Cat wants to assist Valerie with her child birth. Lola agrees to help Owen have his first orgasm and Sy takes Chief to see Oprah.

Five years after last season'c climax, Owen has to re-integrate into normal life at the hospital after spending time in prison.

Lola summons the doctors to the White House to help with a natter of national security.

The staff receives surprising news after taking the hospital's mandatory DNA test.

An episode of Childrens Hospital written by a fan, focused on Nurse Beth.

Lola discovers she has a superpower, her pout can make people do anything she wants them to until she meets her nemesis, a blind man. Meanwhile, Blake must deal with his son using a mediator.

Blake needs help on a date, so he recruits a "Cyrano de Bergerac".

The cast of Childrens Hospital appear on the Up at 5 television show to promote their upcoming movie.

Sy works hard to impress a blogger in order to keep a famous author's donation.

Valerie organizes a team to break into Sy's new and precious sperm bank in order to have a baby.

When Sy's new girlfriend causes problems for the staff, they stage an intervention for Sy.

Detective Briggs requests Owen's help to solve a murder, a case which looks back many years into their past.

When a newspaper calls Glenn a "rock star surgeon," he worries that he'll die on his upcoming 27th birthday, like so many of his fellow rock stars before him. Meanwhile, Chief opts for a "staycation" at the hospital.

Glenn returns to the Lower East Side of Sao Paolo, Brazil for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.

After years of injustice, Blake recognizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors and takes revenge.

In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.

A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile. the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.

When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.

Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.

A look back at an episode of the popular 1950's variety show "The Show You Watch", known for its irascible host, hilarious skits, and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosley based.

Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.

Dr. Cat Black has a faith crisis and the resident spiritual leaders try to convert her. Also: Glenn becomes frustrated when he doesn't feel like he's getting enough credit for playing second bass in a punk band.

After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil.

A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining, and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves.

In a Behind the Scenes episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition where all of their shocking secrets are revealed.

It's Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves, or are just famous actors.

Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her hump cola, while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist.

When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.