What We Do in the Shadows

The vampires prepare for a visit from Baron Afanas from the Old World, and Guillermo assumes that his 10th anniversary celebration as a familiar is part of the party. Nadja believes that a modern man is the incarnation of her decapitated lover Gregor.

The vampires try to work out how to conquer the New World, and Colin suggests that they start with the Staten Island city council. Nadja goes her own way and seduces Jenna.

The werewolves of Staten Island launch an attack on Laszlo's vulva topiaries, threatening the age-old truce between werewolves and vampires. Colin discovers that an advanced form of energy vampire has taken up residence in his office.

The vampires travel to a club in Manhattan to form an alliance with Simon the Devious, a fellow vampire who came over with them from the Old World.

When Laszlo in his bat form is captured by Animal Control, the others go to rescue him... except Nadja, who seeks out the current reincarnation of her former lover Gregor.

Afanas wants to see the New World that he wants the vampires to conquer, so they go out clubbing.

The Vampiric Council assembles to determine who killed Afanas. Colin buys an umbrella, and Guillermo meets some fellow familiars.

Nandor learns that his home nation was destroyed in 1401 and sets out to become an American citizen. Nadja checks on Jenna and teaches her how to embrace her new vampiric nature.

The vampires are chosen to host the biannual vampire orgy, and worry that it may not be successful. Nandor hungers after Guillermo's friend, and Laszlo is disappointed that Nadja finds his pornos boring.

Guillermo runs a DNA test on Nandor and finds out that he has a descendant living in Staten Island. Nadja calls to her lost love Gregor... and his current incarnation, Jeff, comes looking for her.

Nadja and Laszlo's new familiar poses problems for an increasingly anxious Guillermo, and the vampires enlist the services of a local necromancer.

The vampires hold a seance to deal with a ghost infestation, which leads to a larger ghost infestation.

The vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo's search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.

While the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.

Colin Robinson gets promoted at work and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.

After a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Laszlo flees his home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.

The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who's down on his luck.

Nandor's old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.

When Nandor and Laszlo are abducted by a coven of witches, the others must venture Brooklyn to rescue them.

The vampires try to survive without Guillermo, while they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar.

Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.

A forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.

An old flame returns and an ancient vehicle is resurrected.

The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.

Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.

An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.

Two travelers are shipwrecked and a doll runs away from home.

Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.

Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.

The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own.

The vampires return from their world travels to find their mansion on the verge of collapse, and a freakish new creature in the house.

Nandor's search for love is finally successful, and Nadja realizes her lifelong ambition of opening a vampire nightclub.

Opening night of Nadja's vampire nightclub is threatened when the big musical guest cancels.

The vampires take a trip to the secret Night Market, where all the supernatural creatures gather to barter and haggle.

The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.

Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.

Nandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls' night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time in twelve years.

The mansion gets a makeover.

Guillermo has a visitor from overseas.

Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.

The vampires discover the mall.

Nandor and Laszlo have a night out with Sean and his friends while Nadja discovers the source of her bad luck.

The vampires help Sean host a Pride parade. Nadja helps her doll achieve a long-held dream.

Colin runs for office, Nandor makes a new friend and Nadja reconnects with her roots.

Coverage of a local water main break brings unwanted attention to the vampires.

When Guillermo is injured, Nadja takes him to Urgent Care. Colin has trouble feeding.

Nadja gives back to her community. Laszlo's experiments have some unexpected results.

A roast held in Laszlo's honor reveals dark secrets.

The housemates are invited for a weekend away at the home of a mysterious, illustrious vampire.

The vampires search for a missing Guillermo.

The vampires' long-lost fifth roommate returns.

Guillermo gets a new job, and Colin helps Laszlo make a new friend.

A dispute over who gets to use the newly available empty room under the stairs gets out of control.

Laszlo and Colin help neighbor Sean find a new job at the railroad at which they claim to work.

The vampires are sent on a mission to New Hampshire to retrieve Nandor, who has lost his mind.

Laszlo's father's ghost returns to make amends, while Nadja and Nandor deal with the shapeshifters who have moved in next door.

Laszlo and Nandor try to exorcise the demon who had possessed their neighbor Sean.

Colin and Nadja have a couples' night with an old friend, while Nandor and Laszlo battle the film crew that have invaded their neighborhood.

The vampires get blamed for a murder at a meeting of all the New York vampires and must find a way back to the safety of Staten Island.

The vampires go to an office party to celebrate Guillermo's promotion.

A surprising twist leads to a change of plans.