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Wings

Thu, Apr 19, 1990
  • Comedy
  • Drama
Series · Synopsis

Synopsis

Brothers Brian and Joe Hackett attempt to run an airline on the New England island of Nantucket while surrounded by their various wacky friends and employees.

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Cast

Top of the call sheet

  • Tim Daly
    Tim Daly
    as Joe Hackett
  • Steven Weber
    Steven Weber
    as Brian Hackett
  • Crystal Bernard
    Crystal Bernard
    as Helen Chapel
  • David Schramm
    David Schramm
    as Roy Biggins
  • Rebecca Schull
    Rebecca Schull
    as Fay Cochran
  • Tony Shalhoub
    Tony Shalhoub
    as Antonio Scarpacci
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Episodes

8 seasons · 172 episodes

Ended · 172 aired
Season 1
6 episodes · 6 aired
▾
  • E1
    Legacy
    Aired · Fri, Apr 20, 1990 · 30m

    One-plane airline owner Joe Hackett is reunited with his fun-loving brother when their late father bequeaths them a strange box.

  • E2
    Around the World in Eighty Years
    Aired · Fri, Apr 27, 1990 · 30m

    Helen gets her first callback for a symphony audition; Fay encourages a flier to complete his global journey.

  • E3
    Return to Nantucket (1)
    Aired · Fri, May 4, 1990 · 30m

    Brian wants to rendezvous with his ex, Carol, who has developed a habit of dumping boyfriends.

  • E4
    Return to Nantucket (2)
    Aired · Fri, May 11, 1990 · 30m

    Brian talks Carol into a few days on the island, where the Hackett brothers find that history repeats itself.

  • E5
    There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
    Aired · Fri, May 18, 1990 · 30m

    Joe may be the only man on the island who hasn't gone out---or stayed in---with the girl Brian fixes him up with.

  • E6
    All for One and Two for Helen
    Aired · Fri, May 25, 1990 · 30m

    Joe gets tied up in an emergency meeting, leaving Brian and Helen to go to a Celtics game without him.

Season 2
22 episodes · 22 aired
▾
  • E1
    The Puppetmaster
    Aired · Sat, Sep 29, 1990 · 30m

    Helen's no-dating-pilots rule is bent when she unknowingly starts to date one, and when she finds out the truth, she's flying too high to care.

  • E2
    The Story of Joe
    Aired · Sat, Oct 6, 1990 · 30m

    A writer flies in to interview Joe, but it's tales from and about Brian that catch his interest.

  • E3
    A Little Nightmare Music
    Aired · Sat, Oct 13, 1990 · 30m

    The boys urge Helen to demand an audition with a conductor, but she gets him at a bad time---his honeymoon.

  • E4
    Sports & Leisure
    Aired · Sat, Oct 20, 1990 · 30m

    Roy's quest for likability is an adventure for all when he practices Joe's advice.

  • E5
    A Stand-up Kind of Guy
    Aired · Sat, Oct 27, 1990 · 30m

    Joe agrees over the phone to be best man for a high-school pal---whom he doesn't remember.

  • E6
    It's Not the Thought, It's the Gift
    Aired · Sat, Nov 10, 1990 · 30m

    Helen's birthday sets the brothers in motion trying to outdo each other to get her the more expensive gift.

  • E7
    Hell Hath No Fury Like a Policewoman Scorned
    Aired · Sat, Nov 17, 1990 · 30m

    Helen suggests a "little white lie" to get Brian out of his unwanted romance with a policewoman, but his lie of choice isn't Helen's.

  • E8
    High Anxiety
    Aired · Sat, Nov 24, 1990 · 30m

    High blood pressure grounds Joe, but the lackadaisical manner of his remaining pilot has Joe flying into a rage.

  • E9
    Friends or Lovers?
    Aired · Sat, Dec 8, 1990 · 30m

    A lonely Joe and Helen dine together, then park at Indian Point---not far from Joe's new backup pilot.

  • E10
    There's Always Room for Cello
    Aired · Sat, Dec 15, 1990 · 30m

    Roy says his jock son wants cello lessons from Helen only because he's attracted to her, but the jock demurs.

  • E11
    A Terminal Christmas
    Aired · Sat, Dec 22, 1990 · 30m

    The elements conspire against holiday plans for everyone but Fay, whose traditional gathering is short on gatherers.

  • E12
    Airport '90
    Aired · Fri, Jan 4, 1991 · 30m

    Fledgling pilot Helen cuts Joe's dull ground school for hands-on experience with Brian---who loses consciousness in mid-flight.

  • E13
    Love Is Like Pulling Teeth
    Aired · Fri, Jan 11, 1991 · 30m

    Joe has to miss a crucial TV-sports evening with the guys to care for the dentally impaired Helen.

  • E14
    The Tennis Bum
    Aired · Fri, Jan 25, 1991 · 30m

    Boosting Fay's tennis confidence haunts Brian; busting Lowell's zeppelin haunts Joe; and a gender question haunts Helen.

  • E15
    My Brother's Back---And There's Gonna Be Trouble
    Aired · Fri, Feb 1, 1991 · 30m

    Brian runs the airline while Joe's in traction, a job made tougher after Kenny loses the plane.

  • E16
    Plane Nine From Nantucket
    Aired · Fri, Feb 8, 1991 · 30m

    Both Hacketts see a UFO, but only Brian talks, while Joe fears loose lips will sink his airship.

  • E17
    Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places
    Aired · Fri, Feb 15, 1991 · 30m

    On Valentine's Day, Joe and Helen try to calm that morning's storm by meeting at their special place; Roy meets his classified-ad date.

  • E18
    Love Means Never Having to Say Geronimo
    Aired · Fri, Feb 22, 1991 · 30m

    Brian's plan to marry a woman he's known for 20 hours spurs long-time friends Joe and Helen to question their feelings.

  • E19
    All in the Family
    Aired · Fri, Mar 8, 1991 · 30m

    Brian's lack of a "sensitive, intelligent, attractive woman" is overheard by one, who offers to fill that void, which doesn't sit well with her son.

  • E20
    Mother Wore Stripes
    Aired · Fri, Mar 15, 1991 · 30m

    Another difference in the Hackett brothers is their reaction to seeing their mother, who walked out on them 18 years earlier.

  • E21
    Murder She Roast
    Aired · Fri, Mar 22, 1991 · 30m

    Putting what he perceives as two and two together, Brian concludes that Fay is a wanted murderer.

  • E22
    Duet for Plane and Cello
    Aired · Fri, Mar 29, 1991 · 30m

    Helen lands a job with a symphony, over a former student, who purposely blows the audition.

Season 3
22 episodes · 22 aired
▾
  • E1
    The Naked Truth
    Aired · Fri, Sep 20, 1991 · 30m

    Helen returns from New York after a disastrous 10 months---and prospects don't improve when Joe reveals how he's spent the time.

  • E2
    Is That a Subpoena in Your Pocket...?
    Aired · Fri, Sep 27, 1991 · 30m

    Helen refuses to pay for damaging Joe's office, so he takes her to court.

  • E3
    The Taming of the Shrew
    Aired · Fri, Oct 11, 1991 · 30m

    Her anger at Joe unabated, Helen, supported by Brian, takes a shot at group therapy.

  • E4
    I Ain't Got No Bunny
    Aired · Fri, Oct 18, 1991 · 30m

    Brian discovers that Lowell's jealousy of his wife is well-founded when Brian and Joe get an offer they'd better refuse.

  • E5
    If Elected, I Will Not Live
    Aired · Fri, Nov 1, 1991 · 30m

    Joe is drafted to challenge Roy for a town-council seat, but neither wins the endorsement of the corrupt local paper.

  • E6
    My Brother's Keeper
    Aired · Fri, Nov 8, 1991 · 30m

    Tyne Daly plays a wealthy woman whose changes to the life of Brian appall Joe---until she offers Joe a change also.

  • E7
    Grate Expectations
    Aired · Fri, Nov 15, 1991 · 30m

    Joe overhears plans for his surprise birthday party, but misses that it has to be moved to the next night.

  • E8
    Ladies Who Lunch
    Aired · Fri, Nov 22, 1991 · 30m

    Joe insists that Helen and Gail end their bickering over lunch, which goes better than either anticipated; Fay tries to stretch a streak of touching First Ladies.

  • E9
    Try to Remember the Night He Dismembered
    Aired · Fri, Dec 6, 1991 · 30m

    Downtime at the terminal is filled by "Fay's Foggy Day Fun Box," until Brian hypnotizes Roy, who reveals a "deepest, darkest secret."

  • E10
    The Late Mrs. Biggins
    Aired · Fri, Dec 13, 1991 · 30m

    After Roy reveals that his departed wife is hardly "late," he decides to find the woman who left him 16 years ago.

  • E11
    The Bogey Men
    Aired · Fri, Dec 20, 1991 · 30m

    Brian plays a trick on Joe, who's unaware their golf weekend includes a time-share sales pitch---or sharing a room with Lowell and Roy.

  • E12
    Marriage, Italian Style (1)
    Aired · Fri, Jan 10, 1992 · 30m

    When Antonio faces deportation, Brian finds a woman who's willing to wed for a while.

  • E13
    Divorce, American Style (2)
    Aired · Fri, Jan 17, 1992 · 30m

    The bride has trouble adjusting to married life, which could end if Antonio can win the green-card lottery.

  • E14
    Stew in a Stew
    Aired · Fri, Jan 24, 1992 · 30m

    When Fay doesn't get a raise, she decides to test Joe by going to work for Roy.

  • E15
    This Old House
    Aired · Fri, Jan 31, 1992 · 30m

    Brian, Joe and Helen have time for one last look before the wrecking ball destroys the house where the Hacketts grew up.

  • E16
    Planes, Trains and Visiting Cranes
    Aired · Fri, Feb 14, 1992 · 30m

    A self-esteem seminar run by Dr. Frasier Crane is analyzed by a dissatisfied past customer---Helen.

  • E17
    Das Plane
    Aired · Fri, Feb 21, 1992 · 30m

    The Hacketts fly to New Mexico with an elderly man whose curiosity is endless---and endlessly irritating.

  • E18
    Take My Life, Please
    Aired · Fri, Feb 28, 1992 · 30m

    Helen turns to stand-up comedy, thanks to a career-placement test---altered by friends who fear the truth will hurt.

  • E19
    Four Dates That Will Live in Infamy
    Aired · Fri, Apr 3, 1992 · 30m

    Helen, Lowell, Brian and Joe compare notes at the end of their video dates.

  • E20
    The Bank Dick
    Aired · Fri, Apr 24, 1992 · 30m

    A robber spoils Brian's second job as a bank guard.

  • E21
    Say It Ain't So, Joe
    Aired · Fri, May 1, 1992 · 30m

    Joe's high-school pitching record will be broken---if he gets the pitcher to the game on time.

  • E22
    As Fate Would Have It
    Aired · Fri, May 8, 1992 · 30m

    Helen's Boston Symphony debut, her friends' attendance and everyone's future are in doubt when Joe's plane begins to sputter.

Season 4
22 episodes · 22 aired
▾
  • E1
    Lifeboat
    Aired · Fri, Sep 25, 1992 · 30m

    All have survived the water landing, but can they survive each other as they await rescue?

  • E2
    The Fortune Cookie
    Aired · Fri, Oct 2, 1992 · 30m

    The insurance company is unresponsive after Joe's plane crash, so Brian talks him into trying a personal-injury ploy.

  • E3
    Noses Off
    Aired · Fri, Oct 9, 1992 · 30m

    Brian is ready for surgery after a doctor makes a comment about his nose.

  • E4
    Blackout Biggins
    Aired · Fri, Oct 23, 1992 · 30m

    Roy faints during his rendition of the National Anthem at a Red Sox game; and Fay's error is no hit with Joe.

  • E5
    Mathers of the Heart
    Aired · Fri, Oct 30, 1992 · 30m

    When Lowell asks Helen out, she reluctantly accepts and has a good time---unlike Lowell.

  • E6
    Two Jerks and a Jill
    Aired · Fri, Nov 6, 1992 · 30m

    The Hacketts compete for a pilot, who finds them both infantile.

  • E7
    It's So Nice to Have a Mather Around the House
    Aired · Fri, Nov 13, 1992 · 30m

    Brian accidentally sinks Lowell's houseboat, so Lowell moves in with the Hacketts---and proves to be a wonderful roommate.

  • E8
    Just Say No
    Aired · Fri, Nov 20, 1992 · 30m

    Despite intentions to the contrary, Brian gets wrapped around the finger of an ex.

  • E9
    It May Have Happened One Night
    Aired · Fri, Dec 4, 1992 · 30m

    Alex and Joe aren't talking about their time spent together, and that drives Brian crazy.

  • E10
    The Customer's Usually Right
    Aired · Fri, Dec 18, 1992 · 30m

    Joe's complaint gets a video-store employee fired on Christmas Eve.

  • E11
    Exit Laughing
    Aired · Fri, Jan 8, 1993 · 30m

    The laugh's on Helen when she learns jealousy is not behind Joe's reluctance to fix her up with his friend.

  • E12
    What the Cabbie Saw
    Aired · Fri, Jan 15, 1993 · 30m

    Antonio testifies against a robber, who's later freed on a technicality.

  • E13
    Labor Pains
    Aired · Fri, Jan 29, 1993 · 30m

    An irresistible force---Lowell---encounters immovable objects---Roy and Joe---when Lowell asks for a raise.

  • E14
    I've Got a Secret
    Aired · Fri, Feb 5, 1993 · 30m

    Alex shares a secret with Helen and Antonio, and suddenly it's the talk of the island.

  • E15
    The Gift (1)
    Aired · Fri, Feb 12, 1993 · 30m

    A local audition prompts Helen to take a second job to save for a new cello.

  • E16
    The Gift (2)
    Aired · Fri, Feb 19, 1993 · 30m

    The quartet rejects, accepts, then annoys Helen, who'd quit were it not for the Hacketts' enthusiasm. Meanwhile, rehearsals continue for "Phantom of the Oprah."

  • E17
    I Love Brian
    Aired · Fri, Feb 26, 1993 · 30m

    Brian scrambles to prove his boast to Alex that Clint Black is an old pal.

  • E18
    The Key to Alex
    Aired · Fri, Apr 9, 1993 · 30m

    Joe and Brian try to find "the key" to Alex, who sees through them---again.

  • E19
    The Houseguest
    Aired · Fri, Apr 16, 1993 · 30m

    Helen befriends an old man, who falls in her house and then stays on to convalesce.

  • E20
    Goodbye, Old Friend
    Aired · Fri, Apr 30, 1993 · 30m

    Joe and Brian try to keep Helen awake after she sustains a concussion; Lowell struggles over a eulogy for an old friend.

  • E21
    Another Wedding
    Aired · Fri, May 7, 1993 · 30m

    At a wedding reception, Antonio is smitten, and Lowell toyed with by his ex-wife.

  • E22
    Date Package Number Seven
    Aired · Fri, May 14, 1993 · 30m

    Brian takes Alex on the perfect date---one meticulously tested and perfected on others.

Season 5
24 episodes · 24 aired
▾
  • E1
    Stop in the Name of Love
    Aired · Fri, Sep 17, 1993 · 30m

    Brian insists he won't pull the old "love 'em and leave 'em" act with Alex.

  • E2
    Terminal Jealousy
    Aired · Fri, Sep 24, 1993 · 30m

    Roy gets Brian jealous about Alex and gets Helen in trouble with a health inspector.

  • E3
    Bye-Bye, Bunny
    Aired · Fri, Oct 1, 1993 · 30m

    After Lowell divorces Bunny, they begin acting like newlyweds.

  • E4
    Business or Pleasure
    Aired · Fri, Oct 8, 1993 · 30m

    Helen reluctantly agrees to "entertain" a potential investor in Joe's airline.

  • E5
    An Affair to Forget
    Aired · Fri, Oct 15, 1993 · 30m

    Joe is the only happy camper when stuck in a hotel with Helen, Alex and Brian, who were all romance bound.

  • E6
    Black Eye Affair
    Aired · Fri, Oct 29, 1993 · 30m

    The arrival of an old friend and a visit to the gym hinder Helen's date plans.

  • E7
    Joe Blows (1)
    Aired · Fri, Nov 5, 1993 · 30m

    Everybody brings their problems to Joe, and that's a problem for him.

  • E8
    Joe Blows (2)
    Aired · Fri, Nov 12, 1993 · 30m

    Brian finds Joe, who refuses to return and sells the airline to Brian.

  • E9
    2 Good 2 B 4 Gotten
    Aired · Fri, Nov 19, 1993 · 30m

    Joe's afraid a visiting ex-classmate who was crazy about him will still be just plain crazy.

  • E10
    Come Fly with Me
    Aired · Fri, Dec 3, 1993 · 30m

    Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell find fun in Boston, but at a price.

  • E11
    Happy Holidays
    Aired · Fri, Dec 17, 1993 · 30m

    Antonio's spirits are lifted out of the holiday doldrums by Lowell's ex.

  • E12
    Ready, Teddy, Go
    Aired · Fri, Jan 7, 1994 · 30m

    Helen gets more of a surprise than she bargained for when she takes a sneak peek at a gift from Davis.

  • E13
    Oh, Give Me a Home Where the Mathers Don't Roam
    Aired · Fri, Jan 21, 1994 · 30m

    The Hacketts want Lowell to find his own place, but Lowell's never lived alone.

  • E14
    The Faygitive
    Aired · Fri, Jan 28, 1994 · 30m

    A PI seeking Fay takes her picture and leaves without explanation.

  • E15
    Say Uncle, Carlton
    Aired · Fri, Feb 4, 1994 · 30m

    Antonio chauffeurs obnoxious Carlton Blanchard, whose nephew is equally annoying.

  • E16
    Hey, Nineteen
    Aired · Fri, Feb 11, 1994 · 30m

    Joe dates a 19-year-old whom Helen used to babysit; a lost dog finds women for Antonio and Roy.

  • E17
    Exclusively Yours
    Aired · Tue, Feb 15, 1994 · 30m

    An invasion of models tests Brian's commitment to Alex.

  • E18
    Moonlighting
    Aired · Fri, Feb 18, 1994 · 30m

    The gang recalls off-season jobs, including Helen's dance gig---for Roy's lodge brothers.

  • E19
    Sleepless in Nantucket
    Aired · Fri, Mar 11, 1994 · 30m

    When Alex and Brian realize it wasn't such a good idea to move in together, neither will admit it.

  • E20
    Boys Will Be Girls
    Aired · Fri, Apr 8, 1994 · 30m

    The Hacketts pull a prank on their ex-football coach---right after the man has expired.

  • E21
    Roy Crazy
    Aired · Fri, Apr 15, 1994 · 30m

    Roy's ex-wife seems to want him back, which stuns everyone---except Roy.

  • E22
    Long Distance Lament
    Aired · Fri, Apr 29, 1994 · 30m

    Joe cancels one date to be with another, while Helen dates another after Davis cancels out on her.

  • E23
    Call of the Wild
    Aired · Fri, May 6, 1994 · 30m

    To Alex's dismay, a bad influence has Brian spending his nights out with the boys.

  • E24
    A Decent Proposal
    Aired · Fri, May 13, 1994 · 30m

    Joe sweats out a loan application; Helen anticipates a breakup with Davis.

Season 6
26 episodes · 26 aired
▾
  • E1
    Whose Wife Is It Anyway?
    Aired · Wed, Sep 21, 1994 · 30m

    Helen goes to see fiancé Davis, telling Joe their intimate evening together was "a mistake."

  • E2
    Twisted Sister
    Aired · Wed, Sep 28, 1994 · 30m

    The arrival of Helen's "perfect"---and snobby---sister Casey spoils Joe's romantic-dinner plans.

  • E3
    The Shrink
    Aired · Wed, Oct 5, 1994 · 30m

    Joe joins Brian in seeing a therapist after Helen moves up their wedding date.

  • E4
    The Spark and How to Get It
    Aired · Wed, Oct 12, 1994 · 30m

    Brian starts dating again, but finds no immediate spark with a woman who seems perfect for him.

  • E5
    The Waxman Cometh
    Aired · Wed, Oct 19, 1994 · 30m

    Lowell invests in a defunct attraction that shows little sign of life.

  • E6
    Is That a Ten-Foot Sandwich or Are You Just Glad to See Me?
    Aired · Wed, Nov 2, 1994 · 30m

    Casey and Brian plan a surprise engagement party for Joe and Helen, but Helen thinks they're having an affair.

  • E7
    All's Fare
    Aired · Wed, Nov 9, 1994 · 30m

    The businessman Antonio's chauffeuring makes a play for Casey.

  • E8
    Miss Jenkins
    Aired · Wed, Nov 16, 1994 · 30m

    Brian goes out with his ninth-grade teacher; a "Simon says" instructor plans on marrying Roy's mom.

  • E9
    If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother
    Aired · Wed, Nov 23, 1994 · 30m

    Helen's mom arrives with a cash wedding gift, which is no surprise---save for the amount.

  • E10
    The Wrong Stuff
    Aired · Wed, Nov 30, 1994 · 30m

    A famous astronaut comes to Nantucket to endorse Sandpiper Airlines.

  • E11
    Insanity Claus
    Aired · Wed, Dec 14, 1994 · 30m

    An air-traffic controller holds Antonio at gunpoint for eating his doughnut.

  • E12
    She's Baaack
    Aired · Wed, Jan 4, 1995 · 30m

    Joe's secret admirer Sandy Cooper returns, claiming that her previous action was a joke.

  • E13
    Have I Got a Couple for You
    Aired · Wed, Jan 11, 1995 · 30m

    Joe and Helen make friends with a new couple, but a weekend together changes things for one duo.

  • E14
    Fools Russian
    Aired · Wed, Feb 1, 1995 · 30m

    Roy prepares to marry a mail-order bride from Russia.

  • E15
    Let's Call the Whole Thing Off
    Aired · Wed, Feb 8, 1995 · 30m

    After Joe and Helen set their wedding date, they crash a reception to check out a facility.

  • E16
    Remembrance of Flings Past (1)
    Aired · Fri, Feb 10, 1995 · 30m

    A reunion brings back Brian's old flame, who has surprises for both Hacketts.

  • E17
    Remembrance of Flings Past (2)
    Aired · Wed, Feb 15, 1995 · 30m

    Brian answers a call meant for Joe, who's forced to tell him about Sara.

  • E18
    Gone But Not Faygotten
    Aired · Wed, Feb 22, 1995 · 30m

    After Fay's retirement, Helen persuades Joe to hire Casey, who stuns the brothers by accepting---and doing a great job.

  • E19
    Ex, Lies and Videotape
    Aired · Wed, Mar 1, 1995 · 30m

    Brian is confronted by his ex, Alex, on a talk show.

  • E20
    Portrait of the Con Artist as a Young Man
    Aired · Wed, Mar 22, 1995 · 30m

    A gallery owner sees art in Lowell's welded gift to Casey, who pictures herself as Lowell's agent. Meanwhile, Brian's little joke on Joe creates big problems for Helen.

  • E21
    The Love Life and Times of Joe and Helen
    Aired · Wed, Apr 5, 1995 · 30m

    Brian makes a video diary of Joe and Helen's relationship, as recalled (in flashbacks) by friends and family, including Roy.

  • E22
    A House to Die For
    Aired · Wed, May 3, 1995 · 30m

    Joe and Helen consider buying the house of Lewis Blanchard's dying uncle; stressed Helen dreams she is Marcia Brady.

  • E23
    Nuptials Off
    Aired · Wed, May 10, 1995 · 30m

    Helen plans a quickie divorce from Antonio, whom she once wed to prevent his deportation.

  • E24
    Et Tu, Antonio?
    Aired · Wed, May 17, 1995 · 30m

    Antonio falls for his cousin's fiancée, whom he's to entertain while his cousin is away.

  • E25
    Boys Just Wanna Have Fun (1)
    Aired · Wed, May 24, 1995 · 30m

    Brian plans a wild bachelor party for Joe, while Helen anticipates a quiet evening. And each gets the night the other wanted.

  • E26
    Here It Is: The Big Wedding (2)
    Aired · Wed, May 24, 1995 · 30m

    Helen and Joe's wedding is marred by mishaps, including no tux for Joe and a magic-marker mustache for Helen.

Season 7
26 episodes · 26 aired
▾
  • E1
    Burnin' Down the House (1)
    Aired · Tue, Sep 19, 1995 · 30m

    Brian & Casey accidentally burn down Joe's house. Helen and Joe spend their honeymoon making love.

  • E2
    Burnin' Down the House (2)
    Aired · Tue, Sep 26, 1995 · 30m

    While digging through the remains of Helen's home, Brian discovers the old suitcase their father left them and tries to use it to make up with Joe.

  • E3
    Death Becomes Him
    Aired · Tue, Oct 10, 1995 · 30m

    Chartered to pick up a corpse, the Hacketts return with the wrong body.

  • E4
    The Person Formerly Known as Lowell
    Aired · Tue, Oct 31, 1995 · 30m

    Lowell sees a mob-related murder and becomes a prime candidate for the witness-protection program.

  • E5
    Hooker, Line and Sinker
    Aired · Tue, Nov 7, 1995 · 30m

    Brian and Joe cheer up Antonio by introducing him to a woman---whom they later learn is a hooker.

  • E6
    She's Gotta Have It
    Aired · Tue, Nov 14, 1995 · 30m

    Helen goes on a buying binge with insurance money from her burned house; Brian and Casey search for something they have in common besides sex.

  • E7
    So Long, Frank Lloyd Wrong
    Aired · Tue, Nov 21, 1995 · 30m

    Joe and Helen hire an architect to build their dream house. Meanwhile, Brian hires a new mechanic with an "incident" in his past.

  • E8
    When a Man Loves a Donut
    Aired · Tue, Nov 28, 1995 · 30m

    A visit to "Eat-a-holics" reveals what's behind Brian's expanding behind; Casey compromises herself during a job interview.

  • E9
    The Big Sleep
    Aired · Tue, Dec 12, 1995 · 30m

    Joe dreams that he and Helen are in a plane crash, and the next day, all the events leading to the crash come true.

  • E10
    'Twas the Heist Before Christmas
    Aired · Tue, Dec 19, 1995 · 30m

    Brian and Casey are unhappy with their dates for Joe's Christmas party, where the host is in a hurry to leave on a trip.

  • E11
    Honey, We Broke the Kid
    Aired · Tue, Jan 2, 1996 · 30m

    Joe and Helen care for a friend's 7-year-old for a weekend; Casey and Antonio go ga-ga over a visiting TV star, unaware that he's gay.

  • E12
    B.S., I Love You
    Aired · Tue, Jan 9, 1996 · 30m

    Joe and Brian are thrilled with the arrival of their raconteur grandfather. But Helen and Casey suspect his stories are "borrowed" from other sources.

  • E13
    Sons and Lovers
    Aired · Tue, Jan 16, 1996 · 30m

    Helen reunites Roy with his estranged son, whose homosexuality Roy has yet to accept.

  • E14
    Bye, George
    Aired · Tue, Jan 30, 1996 · 30m

    Fay's ready to marry her cruise-ship suitor, until something about him reminds her of her departed husbands.

  • E15
    The Team Player
    Aired · Tue, Feb 6, 1996 · 30m

    A Boston Bruins goalie misses his game when Antonio refuses to allow him to board a Sandpiper flight.

  • E16
    Love at First Flight
    Aired · Tue, Feb 13, 1996 · 30m

    On Valentine's Day, Cupid shoots Brian and his sole passenger, who's flying in for her wedding; and Roy makes a date with Antonio's ex.

  • E17
    Lynch Party
    Aired · Tue, Feb 20, 1996 · 30m

    News of Helen's ex-fiancé reminds her that she never broke off their engagement.

  • E18
    One Flew Over the Cooper's Nest
    Aired · Tue, Feb 27, 1996 · 30m

    Another visit from Sandy Cooper sends Joe to a psychiatrist, when no one will believe she's obsessed with him.

  • E19
    Driving Mr. DeCarlo
    Aired · Tue, Mar 12, 1996 · 30m

    Antonio suspects that his new boss is a mobster; Helen tries to impress her former teacher.

  • E20
    A Tale of Two Sister Cities
    Aired · Tue, Mar 26, 1996 · 30m

    Brian learns his latest tryst was with the visiting princess of Nantucket's sister city. And her husband's in town, too.

  • E21
    What About Larry?
    Aired · Tue, Apr 9, 1996 · 30m

    Joe and Helen's contractor becomes a wreck---and their house guest---after his wife kicks him out.  Brian stalks George Kennedy.

  • E22
    The Lady Vanishes
    Aired · Tue, Apr 23, 1996 · 30m

    Antonio mobilizes his friends to search for the beautiful woman who disappeared before he could learn her name---thanks to Joe.

  • E23
    Life Could Be a Dream
    Aired · Tue, Apr 30, 1996 · 30m

    Vignettes show how Joe, Brian, Casey and Helen imagined their adult lives when they were kids.

  • E24
    The Lyin' King
    Aired · Tue, May 7, 1996 · 30m

    Carol Alt plays a high-school friend turned stripper who invites Joe to see her work. But what will Joe tell Helen---if he tells her at all?

  • E25
    Love Overboard
    Aired · Tue, May 14, 1996 · 30m

    Casey spots her missing husband on television and goes in search of him. Meanwhile, Roy teaches Antonio how to dance.

  • E26
    Grouses, Houses and Bickering Spouses
    Aired · Tue, May 21, 1996 · 30m

    Joe and Helen need to sell their jinxed lot so they can buy their dream home.

Season 8
24 episodes · 24 aired
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  • E1
    Porno for Pyros
    Aired · Wed, Sep 18, 1996 · 30m

    Joe and Helen burn Brian's house down and he expects to get a big check like they did. But the insurance investigator thinks Joe, Helen, Brian and Casey are conspiring to commit insurance fraud.

  • E2
    ... Like a Neighbor Scorned
    Aired · Wed, Sep 25, 1996 · 30m

    Joe and Helen are delighted to meet their new neighbors, until the newfound friends get a bit too familiar.

  • E3
    Maybe It's You
    Aired · Wed, Oct 2, 1996 · 30m

    When Brian decides to settle down, the woman he selects doesn't quite meet his expectations.

  • E4
    Single and Hating It
    Aired · Wed, Oct 9, 1996 · 30m

    A major storm strands the airport gang at a "Singles Mingle" event, where Brian and Casey see some familiar faces.

  • E5
    Too Beautiful for You
    Aired · Wed, Oct 23, 1996 · 30m

    Suicide-hotline volunteer Antonio dates a caller; a lunch cart steals Helen's customers.

  • E6
    The Gift of Life
    Aired · Wed, Oct 30, 1996 · 30m

    The gang springs into action to find a medical courier who's left a human heart in the terminal. But Roy wants to fence the organ.

  • E7
    Olive or Twist
    Aired · Wed, Nov 6, 1996 · 30m

    Casey sells Brian on buying a diner with his insurance settlement and turning it into a martini bar.

  • E8
    Wingless (1)
    Aired · Wed, Nov 13, 1996 · 30m

    When their plane is repossessed, Joe and Brian meet a potential investor. But he wants to buy the airline outright.

  • E9
    Wingless (2)
    Aired · Wed, Nov 20, 1996 · 30m

    The new Sandpiper boss's "really big idea" makes the Hacketts charter pilots for a country-music duo.

  • E10
    Wingless (3)
    Aired · Wed, Dec 11, 1996 · 30m

    Joe and Brian step in for a nervous Cord at a company conference; Antonio teaches Casey how to live within her means.

  • E11
    All About Christmas Eve
    Aired · Wed, Dec 18, 1996 · 30m

    On Christmas Eve, Helen, Fay and Casey get locked in a store, and Antonio helps a nun on a mission. Meanwhile, two feuding brothers collide at the Hacketts'.

  • E12
    Let's Talk About Sex
    Aired · Wed, Jan 8, 1997 · 30m

    Antonio discovers Roy is dating the cabbie's favorite talk show host; Joe and Helen's relationship cools off.

  • E13
    Hosed
    Aired · Wed, Jan 15, 1997 · 30m

    The breakdown of a new, expensive vacuum takes Joe and Helen to the cleaners; Brian dates Roy's newly arrived niece.

  • E14
    Just Call Me Angel
    Aired · Wed, Feb 5, 1997 · 30m

    Heroism goes to Brian's head after he's declared "an angel" for taking over for indisposed passenger-jet pilots, while Joe pales in comparison: he was indisposed as well.

  • E15
    Fay There, Georgy Girl
    Aired · Wed, Feb 12, 1997 · 30m

    On Valentine's Day, a suitor hires the plane for a marriage proposal; Brian and Casey agree to a date; and Fay is haunted by her late husbands after selling their possessions.

  • E16
    Escape from New York
    Aired · Wed, Feb 19, 1997 · 30m

    A trip to the Big Apple turns sour when Helen and Brian are stranded in New York without money; Brian enters Helen in a drag queen contest.

  • E17
    House of Blues
    Aired · Wed, Mar 5, 1997 · 30m

    Casey and Brian move into a home with Antonio, who becomes an insufferable roommate when his girlfriend dumps him. Meanwhile, Helen and Joe experiment with nudism.

  • E18
    Ms. Write
    Aired · Wed, Mar 19, 1997 · 30m

    Brian falls, sight unseen, for the author of romantic letters to a former tenant of his house; Antonio installs a burglar alarm for Helen and Joe.

  • E19
    Dreamgirl
    Aired · Wed, Apr 2, 1997 · 30m

    While Brian admits that Fay's gorgeous vacation replacement is a distraction for him, Joe is a different story. Or is he?

  • E20
    Heartache Tonight
    Aired · Wed, Apr 16, 1997 · 30m

    Brian and Casey are ill. Joe and Helen visit Roy's house and meet Roy's mother, Eleanor.

  • E21
    Oedipus Wrecks
    Aired · Wed, May 7, 1997 · 30m

    Brian realizes his new girlfriend may be older than he thought when he meets her college-age son; Joe and Roy face their fear of clowns.

  • E22
    Raging Bull*&@!
    Aired · Wed, May 14, 1997 · 30m

    Joe is pitted against Brian in a boxing tournament, but the "friendly competition" turns personal after Joe blames Brian for a costly error at work.

  • E23
    Final Approach (1)
    Aired · Wed, May 21, 1997 · 30m

    The Hackett brothers set off on a treasure hunt prompted by a note found in a suitcase belonging to their late father.

  • E24
    Final Approach (2)
    Aired · Wed, May 21, 1997 · 30m

    Brian and Joe have different ideas about what to do with their new-found fortune. And Helen has a dream she'd like to pursue, too.