Ideal

Manchester-based comedy series starring Johnny Vegas as small-time dope dealer Moz. His girlfriend moves out when a rat appears in his flat, then menacing rival dealer Psycho Paul has a score to settle.

While his girlfriend is away Moz tries to seduce the beautiful China, but his plans are interrupted by another appearance from the rat.

Moz learns about a local murder, meets his stalker and makes up with Nicki. Meanwhile, China's new boyfriend Cartoon Head has something to hide.

Moz gives a local band a hand and the police help him shake off his stalker. After China splits with Cartoon Head, Moz is keen to provide a shoulder to cry on.

Nicki is unhappy because her saucy polaroids have disappeared, while a face from her past has reappeared. Moz is happy because he's dealing some great new gear, and Colin has sold him some saucy polaroids.

It's Moz's birthday, and Nicki has organised a party. Everyone is having fun - apart, that is, from Moz.

Nicki decides on a pregnancy test, Moz is upset by the return of the severed hand, and Craig gets to bond with the volatile Cartoon Head.

All Moz has on his mind is the dead body he needs to get rid of. Meanwhile, Nicki has some important news to impart.

With his pregnant girlfriend living in a lesbian relationship, Moz shifts his attentions to his new neighbour, Judith. Meanwhile, Cartoon Head has lined up a special surprise for Derrick's stag party.

Moz wakes up next to someone shocking, discovers two hundred pairs of trainers in his living room, fills his kitchen with foam, and finds out that his landlord is on the way round.

Is Moz falling for his new neighbour, Judith? Is he being haunted by the ghost of Craig? And, more importantly, where can he hide the PC's crop of marijuana plants?

Moz makes a startling discovery about his new love. Scary OAP Mrs Coneybear arrives to perform a seance, and a plain clothes cop becomes trapped in the loft.

Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul try to get Moz involved in their kidnapping plan. Moz point blank refuses, until he receives a visit from terrifying gang boss Stemroach.

With a kidnap victim stashed in the flat, Moz tries to deflect a succession of unwanted guests. But his world is bent even further out of shape when the magic mushrooms kick in.

When the PC tips him off about an imminent drugs bust, Moz has to get rid of every last scrap of evidence. Meanwhile, Colin falls in love and Nicki goes into labour.

Nicki wants to leave Moz, Judith wants to go out with him, the PC wants to fight him, and the gang want to pay him. But all Moz really wants is for the fire brigade to hurry up.

Moz tries to hide his dope dealing from the born again Christian builders working in his flat. Is lack of sleep making Nicki hallucinate, and what's in the big sack Judith is dragging into her flat?

The Police Constable has fallen in love with China, Nicki thinks she's losing her mind, Brian has turned into a goth, and Moz is forced to perform an exorcism on Jenny the gormless child minder.

Moz is desperate to dissuade Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul from shooting a porn film in his bathroom. Moz's mother Sheila joins a dodgy pyramid selling scheme. Nicki and Brian are involved in a car crash.

Moz receives an unwelcome visit from terrifying gang leader Stemroach. The discovery of a wasps' nest in the loft has disastrous consequences for the born-again Christian builders.

Moz's attempts to enjoy a nice warm bath are continually thwarted, firstly by a steady stream of visitors requiring weed, advice and a shoulder to cry on, and secondly by a bizarre murder.

With Nicki out celebrating on her hen night, Moz reluctantly agrees to help the Police Constable to set-up Stemroach. Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul have an evil plan all of their own.

Moz is trying his best to enjoy his stag night, but Judith has had a party mask glued to her face, three crabs have got loose in the flat and Jesus has just appeared in the loft.

It's the morning of Moz's wedding and he's just woken up next to another woman. Now all he has to do is get rid of her, overcome his nerves, deflect the advances of a very demanding Judith and save Brian from a psychopathic Christian.

When Moz is rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack, his girlfriend Nicki reignites her affair with the police constable. Moz's long lost dad Keith tries to offload some stolen widescreen TVs.

Moz reminisces about 1993, the year he first moved into the flat. We learn how he first met Nicki and Cartoonhead, almost got killed by Stemroach and started dealing.

When Moz gets a visit from the drunken Jenny, things soon get out of hand. The builders remove Moz's broken boiler, but what will happen to Lee who is still trapped inside?

Despite Moz and Jenny's best efforts to keep their affair secret, it seems like everybody knows what is going on. Everybody except Nicki, who is too busy having her own illicit affair with PC.

As the war with the Triad heats up, Psycho Paul turns Moz's flat into a bootcamp to lick his gang into shape. Meanwhile, all is not well between Judith and Cartoon Head.

Nicki's birthday party does not go entirely according to plan. Moz splits up with Jenny, Nicki splits up with PC and mysterious neighbour Fist kidnaps Kim and Miko.

It is all change for Moz as Nicki moves out and new love Jenny moves in. When Keith finally delivers a new widescreen TV, it is almost too big to fit in the flat.

Moz and Jenny's cosy love situation is thrown into chaos when Psycho Paul's gang hole up in the flat with two members of the Triad as hostages. Fist has some unusual plans for Alan.

Moz decides to turn over a new leaf and stop dealing. His girlfriend Jenny is in a coma and seems to see the world as one big song and dance routine. Moz receives a series of visitors, all of whom believe they can snap her out of it.

With his girlfriend in a coma, Moz finds it increasingly difficult to resist the charms of a series of attractive female callers. Meanwhile, Brian falls in love with a cojoined twin and Alan attempts to escape the clutches of the evil Fist.

Moz has rashly promised to get a proper job and girlfriend Jenny is determined that he keep his word. Cartoon Head has found out about Judith's affair and is out for revenge, whilst Keith and Carol have a dead body to dispose of in the flat opposite.

Moz's flat is invaded, firstly by Cartoon Head's triad and then by a TV camera crew who shoot some rather compromising footage. Next door, Fist discovers something strange living in the wall between the flats.

It's the day of Colin and Carmel's wedding and, with a possible prison sentence hanging over him, Moz starts making plans to skip the country. Meanwhile, Brian makes a shocking discovery about his new boyfriend.

Moz and Jenny prepare to flee the country with stolen passports. Judith decides to throw in her lot with her lover Marco. Psycho Paul's human trafficking plans go awry when a suspicious crate arrives from Russia.

After nine months away, Moz and Jenny return home to find several surprising changes. Not least of which being his ex-girlfriend, Nicki, taking over his hash dealing business.

Moz and Jenny's plans to move to Italy are thrown into disarray when Moz learns he has been removed from the most wanted list. Brian is dumped by his transgender boyfriend, Nathaniel.

Moz discovers that Cartoon Head's gang are involved in black market organ trading. Judith and Jake embark on an ill-advised plan to kill Cartoon Head.

Moz agrees to help Tilly with her new range of stained T-shirts. Jenny mistakenly believes that Moz has dumped her and gets into all kinds of trouble.

Moz finds himself falling for the charms of both his ex-girlfriend Nicki and his sophisticated American neighbour Tilly.

When Moz discovers that Keith and Carol have been kidnapped by the Low triad, he asks Cartoon Head's gang for assistance - something he will soon have good reason to regret.

Finding themselves with a body to dispose of, Moz and Psycho Paul call on the services of the sinister Doctor Persil. Meanwhile, Moz's dad Keith learns that his kidnappers are deadly serious.

While Nicki throws a monster fancy dress party, Tilly hosts a pretentious soiree upstairs. Moz is desperately trying to scrape together the ransom money to release his kidnapped dad.

Moz plots to win back the heart of his true love, Jenny. However, when he discovers she has joined the police force, his plans are thrown into disarray.

A penniless Moz calls in his debts. However, his mates seem very reluctant to pay him back. Jess falls under the spell of masked hit man Cartoon Head.

Moz and Nicki start running rival hash dealing businesses, but a price war soon kicks off with each attempting to undercut the other. Across the landing, Brian and Carmel have opened a brothel.

Mistakenly believing Moz to be an avant garde artist, Tilly arranges for him have an exhibition. Jess and Cartoon Head experiment with ketamine and find themselves way out of their depth.

Moz tries to turn his friendship with Tilly into a full-blown relationship. Colin hires his estranged wife Carmel as an escort girl.

Moz comes face to face with a gang of deadly gingers known as the Red Mist. Carmel has to choose between Colin and Jake, whilst Yasuko leaves Derrick for Fist.