The Onion Movie

Synopsis

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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When & where

Streaming TBA

Top of the call sheet

• 
  Len Cariou
  as Norm Archer
• 
  Steven Seagal
  as Cock Puncher
• 
  Larissa Laskin
  as Dana Dobbs
• 
  Ken Takemoto
  as Sensei
• 
  Don McManus
  as Dennis McCormick
• 
  Michael Bolton
  as Michael Bolton

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